Buying coal

Conversation with the local coal merchant:

"What sort of coal have you got?"
"We've some new stuff from Selby. They say it's all right, but the last lot they sent was really poor."
"Perhaps it was past its Selby date."
"…That was bad."
Filed under: Nonsense

By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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