Old perv

It was my birthday yesterday. It was also the 20th anniversary of my being legally entitled to buy myself a pint. So I celebrated in the most appropriate way: by going down the pub and drinking large amounts of lovely, strong, warm British beer. Not bad for a Wednesday afternoon.

The day before, I received a text message from Stense:

Happy Birthday you old perv!

Fair comment.

By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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