Don't Mention the W*r

BBC: UK act hits Eurovision low [25-May-03]
…Following an off-key rendition of their song Cry Baby, [pop duo Jemini] failed to collect a single point from [Eurovision Song Contest] judges and finished last in the 26-nation competition.

Well, at least the French had a half-decent excuse for giving us nul points this time. But could our European cousins have shot themselves in the foot? It is a little-known fact that the fourth of Gordon Brown's mysterious five tests for Britain's migration to the Euro is linked to our success in the Eurovision Song Contest. You heard it here first.

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Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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