Text message from Carolyn:

Just noticed one of my bras hanging in an apple tree - slightly worrying!

To which there could be only one reply:

Are you sure it isn't a hammock?

…OK, I admit it, my puerile sense of humour soon got the better of me, and I quickly fired off a second reply:

It will make a perfect home for a pair of great tits.

Who says satire is dead?

Filed under: Nonsense

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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