Text message from Carolyn:
Just noticed one of my bras hanging in an apple tree - slightly worrying!
To which there could be only one reply:
Are you sure it isn't a hammock?
…OK, I admit it, my puerile sense of humour soon got the better of me, and I quickly fired off a second reply:
It will make a perfect home for a pair of great tits.
Who says satire is dead?