Diet

Text message from Carolyn:

Do u remember that beetroot, pickle and ice-cream diet that u made me go on - the one that gave u heart failure?

The really weird and frightening thing about this text message is that I honestly don't have the foggiest idea what the hell Carolyn is going on about. Nothing new there then.

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By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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