New balls please

BBC: Inspired Federer wins Wimbledon
Roger Federer produced a tennis masterclass to claim his first Grand Slam title with a demolition of Mark Philippoussis.

This is fantastic news. Roger Federer has won the Wimbledon tennis championship. Do you realise what this means? No more Wimbledon for another 50 whole weeks! Magic mustard. Now, would it be asking too much for normal service to be resumed on our television screens, do you think?

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