Favourite news headline of the year so far…

BBC: Quaker parrots invade Barcelona
A plague of Quaker parrots is causing alarm in the Spanish city Barcelona… The Quaker parrot is an aggressive bird and grows to an intimidating 30 centimetres (12 inches) plus in height.

Oooooooooh! Like I'm really scared… That's an intimidating—how should I put it?—pigeon-sized 12 inches! I'm almost literally quaking in my shoes!

…Mind you, pigeons can be pretty scary.

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Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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