Making us have it

BBC: Plan 'will boost wind power' (05-Nov-03)
New [UK government] guidance to local councils will make it much more difficult for applications to build wind farms to be rejected.

Bastards. I know, why don't we cover all the hillsides in solar panels too? That way, we can get twice as much Mickey Mouse energy generation for the same amount of environmental vandalism.

Talking of wind power…

New Scientist: Fish farting may not just be hot air (05-Nov-03)
Biologists have linked a mysterious, underwater farting sound to bubbles coming out of a herring's anus.

Nope, they're wrong: the noises are coming from environmental planning spokespersons at the Office of the Deputy Prime Minister. But I can see why one might confuse the two.

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By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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