BBC: Prince Charles denies 'ludicrous' claims
The Prince of Wales has denied allegations he was involved in an unspecified incident witnessed by a servant.
Yes indeed. And I should like to take this opportunity to deny that any unspecified incident ever took place between yours truly and antipodean pop chanteuse, Natalie Imbruglia, in a Jacuzzi in the Cayman Islands in April 2002.
That would be truly ludicrous.