Ears-say

BBC: Prince Charles denies 'ludicrous' claims
The Prince of Wales has denied allegations he was involved in an unspecified incident witnessed by a servant.

Yes indeed. And I should like to take this opportunity to deny that any unspecified incident ever took place between yours truly and antipodean pop chanteuse, Natalie Imbruglia, in a Jacuzzi in the Cayman Islands in April 2002.

That would be truly ludicrous.

Unfortunately.

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By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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