Needle in a haystack

BBC: Arrest warrant for singer Jackson
Police in California have issued an arrest warrant for Michael Jackson, Santa Barbara police department said.

Apparently, they're looking for a moonwalking black man with white skin, a flat, pointed nose and chubby, razor-edged cheeks. He is believed to be accompanied by a chimpanzee.

…And, in a spookily unrelated story:

BBC: Surgeons oppose face transplants

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Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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