Compare and contrast:

BBC: Sweet temptation back to church
The Church of England is launching a pilot scheme to attract people back to church – by offering a bar of chocolate to every worshipper.

Tom Waits: Chocolate Jesus

Don’t go to church on Sunday
Don’t get on my knees to pray
Don’t memorize the books of the Bible
I got my own special way

But I know Jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more
I fall on my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee’s candy store

Well it’s got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied…