Metaphorical with the truth

It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.

I don't care if they're genuine or not, SchoolZone's alleged list of metaphors from actual GCSE essays has just had me laughing my head off—like a man who can see the funny side of being decapitated.

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Filed under: Nonsense

By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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