Customer service

One end of a telephone conversation, overheard while I was waiting to pay for a replacement tyre for my car last Friday:

Good morning, this is Kwik-Fit. Nigel speaking. How can I be of assistance?

No, madam, we don't sell DVD players; that would be Kwik Save.

No, madam, I'm afraid I don't have their number.

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By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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