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BBC: Charles and Camilla wedding joy
Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles have married at Windsor's Guildhall.

I remember the last time Prince Charles got married like it was 24 years ago. They said it was a match made in heaven, but, sadly, only one of the happy couple has managed to make the return journey.

To avoid all the sycophantic press coverage at the time, my vertigo-suffering dad and I climbed Snowdon. We didn't visit the café at the summit just in case.

Charles and Camilla reportedly wanted a low-key wedding. No photo-call on the Buckingham Palace balcony for them. I can't say I blame them: it would be unseemly for the royal family to outnumber the crowd.

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Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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