Delia's gone, one more round, Delia's gone

BBC: Fulham 6–0 Norwich
Norwich's hopes of Premiership survival were swept away by rampant Fulham. The Canaries could have guaranteed survival with victory, but never threatened to get the win they needed.

I won't patronise you by explaining my damn clever (albeit obscure) headline. Work it out for yourself.

• Fanny Cradock
• Prediction Comes True: 'Nor Canary Flight'