Proud to be an Earthling

Miss Universe
Not gratuitous at all, actually: the new Miss Universe, a.k.a. Natalie Glebova of Planet Earth.

Wired News:
Miss Canada Natalie Glebova was crowned Miss Universe 2005 in Bangkok on May 31, 2005 at the climax of a beauty pageant that once again managed to stumble into controversy with religious conservatives.

Honestly, it makes you proud to be an Earthling, doesn't it? We might not have achieved inter-stellar travel yet, but our lasses keep winning that Miss Universe title!

The tri-legged fishmaidens of Rigel Sub-Planetoid Pedwar must be kicking themselves, and the Sauronymphs of Pollux II will be pink with envy.

By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

4 comments

  1. Well, if you wanted that kind of response you should have posted a picture of a nice fluffy sheep!

  2. There's nothing wrong with a sheep. It's just that you got to bend over so far to kiss them!

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