My mum found this old photograph last week. It was taken at my kid sister's birthday party in the early 1970s. For anyone who harboured any doubt that Carolyn and I go back a long way, I'm back left (blue shirt, no beard) and Carolyn is far right (purple dress). Where did it all go wrong?
No bouncy castles and shite like that in those days. We used to have proper kids' parties, with salmon sandwiches and drinking straws—and the boys all wore ties.