Well, Stense was so excited by my enormous packet that she simply couldn't contain herself any longer: she started opening her presents early! Not all of them, you understand; just three.
And what did she find when she tore open her second present? Something that can only be described as a Hippy Chick Kit. (It's an extremely tired private joke, don't ask.)
Stense was so delighted with her present that she texted me a photograph of herself wearing her new hippy garb.
I've decided to buy her a nurse's uniform for Christmas. (Hey, it's worth a shot!)