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New Scientist: Out-of-this-world sex could jeopardise missions

Sex and romantic entanglements among astronauts could derail missions to Mars and should therefore be studied by NASA, warns a top-level panel of US researchers.

What are the odds that this so-called top-level panel of researchers works for NASA? And what are the odds that they already have a particular top-level team in mind to carry out this study? I'll bet their lab-coats are looking a bit shabby, the pervs.

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By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

One comment

  1. Not to mention the problems trying to get the stains off the ceiling!

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