The Street Survey Game

Church Street, Liverpool, yesterday lunchtime:

Woman with clipboard: Sir! Sir! Sorry to bother you: I'm just conducting a quick survey. Can you tell me if you've been abroad at all in the last six months?
Me: No, I've always been a guy.
Woman with clipboard: …?

See also: The Telephone Survey Game

By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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