Public service announcement

Hey, Ann! Far be it from me to cast nasturtiums at your first-born son, but you haven't been letting Philip mess around with your Hotmail account, have you?

That email you sent me this morning appeared to come from someone named Gaylord Mincing Boy.

I would have told you this by return email, but I didn't want to give the chaps at MI5 the wrong impression.

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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