I'm thinking of writing a play about two French blokes, hanging around together, hoping they will soon be joined by a sexy movie star.

I'm going to call it Waiting for Bardot.

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.


  1. Make the French guys roofing contractors or fencing contractors. That gives you the options of Slating for Bardot or Gating for Bardot. Recognition for the gallic artisan as well as pouting sex kittens.


  2. If they were queueing in a French toilet, you could call it Waiting for Bidet!

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