Until I met Stense, I didn't know the meaning of the word ditzy.

That came out all wrong. What I mean is that, until I heard Stense use it, I was not even aware of the word ditzy. Likewise schlep. Ditto filmic. That's three new words in sixteen years.

Apparently, until she met me, Stense didn't know the meaning of the word asshat. You can't say our friendship hasn't been mutually educational (in a ratio of 3:1).

Last week, Stense sent me a text message intended for someone else, the ditzy cow.

Her words, not mine.

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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