New Labour

I had a great idea for a new reality TV show today: Big Mother… Fifteen heavily pregnant women locked up in a house together. Contestants are evicted the moment their waters break. The winner is the woman who holds it in the longest.

Then I thought to myself, that's such a ridiculous idea, it must have been done already. It turns out I was right (more or less).

Well, it would be better than Love Island, at any rate.

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Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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