Talking of apologies…

Guardian: Boris sorry for 'cannibal' comments

Conservative MP ‘Boris’ Johnson has been forced to apologise for causing offence to the people of Papua New Guinea after linking the south-east Asian island state to "cannibalism and chief-killing".

The gaffe-prone Tory education spokesman sparked the outrage of Papua New Guinea's High Commissioner in London Jean L Kekedo…

Port Moresby's British representative insisted cannibalism had been stamped out two centuries ago.

Phew! And to think I've been avoiding Papua New Guinea all these years for fear of being eaten. I feel so stupid.

By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

One comment

  1. Don't be daft...canibalism happens in parliament all the time! (& as for the House of Lords......)

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