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Fabulous work of art.

Yesterday was Stense's birthday, so I made her a special present. For obvious reasons, I dubbed it a Stensil™.

I'm glad to say, Stense was suitably impressed. She didn't actually say she liked it, but she was certainly impressed all right.

If you'd like to know how I did it, or if you'd like to make a Stensil™ of your own, I have published full, illustrated instructions on a special page entitled How to make your very own Stensil (the instructions include a free PDF template for you to use).

You should give it a go: it's a fun way to waste an awful lot of time, and Stense will be mortified.

See also: How to make your very own Scary Stense greetings card

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.


  1. Dear Mr Carter, would you kindly excuse Nite Owl from Gruts for a couple of weeks. He has to go on holiday, so he won't be able to come out & type!

    yours sincerely Nellie Owl (Mrs.)

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