Information supplied on the side of a bottle of Buxton Natural Mineral Water:

Buxton Natural Mineral Water flows naturally to the surface having filtered for 5000 years through the ancient limestone of the Peak District. From a depth of 1500 metres, it arrives at the surface untouched by man or machine as pure as nature intended.

…And then they squirt it into a plastic bottle and slap a best before date on it.

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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