1. Mr hawkins is you're memory as slow as your wit? The donkey has surely gone yet I am still around. Why do you treat me so?

    I am fine, thank you for asking. How are you?

  2. Benny, please excuse my highly incorrect use of "you're", it should have been "your". I shall have to lay off the Guinness, Mr Richard Gruts will be mostly unimpressed.

    BTW, what did you do with the donkey?

  3. A foul,foul error - 'pon both our houses.

    I think it best I ought not say.

  4. A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast 'n' bulbous.

    Got me?

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