Grave error

Spotted on a gravestone this morning:

MARY JONES
(STUMP)

I thought Stump was a pretty odd nickname for a woman, and wondered whether she had been rather short and squat. She mustn't have minded her nickname, I reckoned, for it to have been carved on her gravestone.

Then I worked out that Stump had probably been her maiden name.


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