Note discovered in my new Moleskine™ this morning after a session on the ale with Fitz (the tosser) last night:
Did you know, if you rearrange the letters of the name 'Richard Carter', you can spell 'This anagram doesn't work'?
Other than that, we talked a load of bollocks for three and a half hours, if memory serves. Which it probably doesn't.
& I thought it spelt 'Dr. Rita C. Archer!'
Shh! That's my secret nom de plume. I don't think anyone else has sussed it yet.