You've got to hand it to those Chinese for their lateral thinking… It's your typical, everyday problem: a couple of dolphins have swallowed some plastic that is likely to kill them; you've tried removing it using medical equipment, to no avail; you can't operate; what do you do? Thinks…
I know! What if we found someone with really long arms…
Simple, yet brilliant!
T'was christmas day in the workhouse, the snow was falling fast.
If you don't like sage & onion, then stick it on the plate of the person sitting opposite!