I have a horse in the office sweepstake for the 4:15 at Aintree this afternoon (otherwise known as The Grand National). Actually, I have two. My first draw, Thisthatandtother, turned out to be a 129–1 rank outsider, so I took another shot and drew Sonevafushi, which was an even worse 219–1.
I don't know how I will eventually make my fortune, but it's a safe bet it won't be through gambling.
See also: System