Close, but no cigar

The poor old Beeb: they do try so hard! In any other week, they would surely have won headline of the week for the above, but how could anyone hope to compete with this?

Postscript: Bless them, they keep trying:

It's not at all funny, I know. But it is really.

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.


  1. We never allowed dwarves to use their dicks as props in the circus I performed in. It's much safer and kinder to juggle them. I was an expert dwarf juggler using my hands and feet.

  2. You would not believe the amount of time we have wasted trying to come up with a punchline to the monk story. Was he shaving his bald patch at the time?

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