His reputation precedes him

According to a pundit on Match of the Day 2 last night, "Thierry Henry's a huge presence in the changing room".

You heard it here first, girls.

Unless you happened to watch Match of the Day 2 last night.

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.


  1. He's about to become single, is a world-class player and must be worth many, many millions - I imagine he can get a date without any other outstandingadvantages.

  2. Following on from "Lucille", presumably he'll be singing "Happiness":

    "I thank the Lord that I possess,

    More than my share of a p...."

    Or not.

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