Call of nature, slight return

Stense sent me a text message while I was standing at a urinal yesterday. My phone chimed in my pocket. The chap standing next to me shifted nervously.

"That's why it's called a tinkle," I explained.

See also: Call of nature

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.


  1. Two Jewish fellas stood at a urinal: One looks down & says 'Dr Cohen, St Bart's Hospital, 1961 - 1965'. Looking amazed, the other asked 'how can you tell?' 'Well', he replied, 'he always cuts them at an're pissing down my leg!'

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