There used to be a commercial on TV, where the sign erector is putting up a sign saying 'the bigest building society in the world' & a passer by comments 'oi, mate, there's two Gs in biggest!'.
The second time this happened to me, I replied 'yeah, mate & there's two Ls in bollocks!'
True story...
I worked in the sign trade for many years:
There used to be a commercial on TV, where the sign erector is putting up a sign saying 'the bigest building society in the world' & a passer by comments 'oi, mate, there's two Gs in biggest!'.
The second time this happened to me, I replied 'yeah, mate & there's two Ls in bollocks!'