Last night, I dreamt I owned a very large silverback gorilla.
Believe me, it's not as good as it sounds. Those chaps can get pretty boisterous. To get some peace and quiet, I had to hide out in the attic amongst a large collection of empty wine bottles.
No doubt Freud would have had a field day. Fortunately, Freud was full of shit.
Sounds like "Gorilla my dreams".......oh, please yourselves...
I'll have you know that Freud was one of our first celebrity chefs. Years before Gordon effin Ramsay!
....so if you're calling the author of Freud Ego full of shit, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
He was a bed-wetter, apparently. And he fancied his mum, the perv.
If you have this dream again, try turning your back on him and glancing insolently over your shoulder at him. This is an insult of the highest order in Gorilla land, apparently, and he should immediately make it his life's work to murder you most hideously...which might at least end the dream...although I think being killed by a silverback gorilla in your dream might be one those things where you wake up actually dead, so...
You're getting confused. The first celebrity chef was Freud Grossman. Keith Freud was the drummer with The Who.
Easy mistake to make.
Dreams are so complicated. The other night I dreamt that I was asleep, and, while I was asleep in this dream, I had a dream that I was awake - and, when I woke up, it was true!
Richard Wagner was an underpants fetishist....discuss
the spam code for this is OWELY. how quaint!
So, did Freud Grossman invent 'freud bread'?......I'm going for 8/10
No, he invented Freud Egos and chips.
I wonder if Richard Wagner worked on his abs.
I always liked him in Hart to Hart.
I think you will find that Keith Freud was a pseudonym for Syd Barrett.
Who? The chap who hung around with Billy the Kid?
No. He was the fella who hung around with Arnold Layne. He was an underpants fetishist as too!
But that's nothing to sniff at!
as too? silly arse!
Super silly arse!
As we all are, of course!