Alpha male

Last night, I dreamt I owned a very large silverback gorilla.

Believe me, it's not as good as it sounds. Those chaps can get pretty boisterous. To get some peace and quiet, I had to hide out in the attic amongst a large collection of empty wine bottles.

No doubt Freud would have had a field day. Fortunately, Freud was full of shit.

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.


  1. I'll have you know that Freud was one of our first celebrity chefs. Years before Gordon effin Ramsay!

  2. if you're calling the author of Freud Ego full of shit, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

  3. If you have this dream again, try turning your back on him and glancing insolently over your shoulder at him. This is an insult of the highest order in Gorilla land, apparently, and he should immediately make it his life's work to murder you most hideously...which might at least end the dream...although I think being killed by a silverback gorilla in your dream might be one those things where you wake up actually dead, so...

  4. Dreams are so complicated. The other night I dreamt that I was asleep, and, while I was asleep in this dream, I had a dream that I was awake - and, when I woke up, it was true!

  5. No. He was the fella who hung around with Arnold Layne. He was an underpants fetishist as too!

    But that's nothing to sniff at!

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