"… They haven't a clue what they're talking about: one minute they're saying meat is bad for you; the next, you should eat nothing but. Then they're saying you shouldn't eat carbohydrates; then they're saying you should. As far as I'm concerned, provided it's in moderation, you should eat whatever you damn well please."
"It's the in moderation bit that's my big problem."
"Oh, I know! I talk a great diet, but I can't eat one!"