4 thoughts on “I have a cast-iron alibi!

  1. I initially misread this as "I blew it down" and assumed you were laughing like an evil villain. In any event, whoever did it must have more powerful lungs than the Big Bad Wolf.

  2. If the wind didn't blow, the ship wouldn't go. Carter the farter will start her!

  3. I am sure that you are one of the people who voted for Jeremy Clarkson to become prime minister. It seems to me that, based on your similar views, you might offer your services as deputy.

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