BBC: Probe into wind turbine collapse
Police have started an inquiry into the collapse of a 25-year-old wind turbine in Cumbria.
Oh, the irony! It blew down. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
Hat-tip to the LunarTalks fringe.
I initially misread this as "I blew it down" and assumed you were laughing like an evil villain. In any event, whoever did it must have more powerful lungs than the Big Bad Wolf.
If the wind didn't blow, the ship wouldn't go. Carter the farter will start her!
I am sure that you are one of the people who voted for Jeremy Clarkson to become prime minister. It seems to me that, based on your similar views, you might offer your services as deputy.
Clarkson talks a lot of sense sometimes, and a lot of nonsense others...
You're right! I'm just like him!