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Oh the irony!

Winehouse in more defiant mood:

Great talent. Needs to sort her act out.

I have a cast-iron alibi!

BBC: Probe into wind turbine collapse

Police have started an inquiry into the collapse of a 25-year-old wind turbine in Cumbria.

Oh, the irony! It blew down. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

Hat-tip to the LunarTalks fringe.

Oh the irony!

During an instant messaging session with Carolyn last night, I drew her attention to a brilliant photograph I had spotted on the Flickr photosharing website, which I thought she would like. She did.

In return, Carolyn drew my attention to the following comment made about said photograph:

Commenter{wyethhouse} (pro) says:
it's really great! full of life and expression

As Carolyn pointed out, the commenter's own photograph is anything but!

Oh, the irony!

Open is shut

Glazer's on stun

BBC: Glazer closing in on Man United
Sports tycoon Malcolm Glazer is within a whisker of taking full control of Manchester United with his £790m ($1.5bn) takeover bid.

Someone sees Manchester United, covets it, and buys the entire club. Oh, the irony!

I can't believe it. I'm actually feeling sorry for the fans! Time to change allegiance, chaps. After all, it's not as if many of you have any sort of affinity with Manchester.