Several umpteen

BBC: Animal charity starts mole count

A conservation charity is calling for thousands of volunteers to take part in a national survey of moles… The survey will involve a molehill count because the underground-dwelling animals are rarely seen.

Honestly, I just couldn't be bothered. Do you reckon they'd accept several umpteen as a reasonable approximation?

A mountain range of molehills
The field in front of my house yesterday.

2 thoughts on “Several umpteen

  1. What a destructive little bugger! He seemed like such a nice chap when he was having tea with ratty.

  2. Do you remember the Jasper Carrott monologue about moles?

    'There's only one way to get rid of a mole....blow its bloody 'ead orf!

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