For reasons I won't go into, I know for a fact that at least one Gruts reader out there has more than a passing interest in tapirs. To that particular individual (plus anyone else with more than a passing interest in tapirs), I address the following remark: you might find this recent post on the Laelaps weblog rather interesting.
See also: Compare and contrast
I can't thank you for pointing that out to me without blowing my tapirophilic cover, so to speak.
An anagram of tapirs is rapist.
And an anagram of Nite Owl is Wet Loin.
Is this Gruts or the opening credits from Fawlty Towers?
And, Dr. Rita, an anagram of Fawlty Towers is flowery twats!
Just a thought, zimscribe. Are you writing from Harrare?