Forgot to mention: when I was at the Radiohead gig the other week, I went to powder my nose before the show, only to be confronted by the sight of several men standing at urinals drinking beer whilst pissing.
And women have the nerve to say we're no good at multi-tasking.
...although, I have to admit, in this case it was really performing two parts of the same task.
Men are great at multi-tasking - I can urinate and brush my teeth at the same time. I don't always mean to...
with apologies to Boothby Graffoe