You've heard the sordid rumours, but now all can be revealed:
Telegraph: Strange sex life of melons exposed
Gruts
as sharp as a button
You've heard the sordid rumours, but now all can be revealed:
Telegraph: Strange sex life of melons exposed
I had heard that someone I was at university had become Science Editor of the Torygraph - but as you say, I had dismissed it as just a sordid rumour...