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Getting fruity

You've heard the sordid rumours, but now all can be revealed:

Telegraph: Strange sex life of melons exposed

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

zimscribe says:

11-Aug-2008 at 14:09

I had heard that someone I was at university had become Science Editor of the Torygraph - but as you say, I had dismissed it as just a sordid rumour...

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