Disturbing search requests

The following phrases led visitors to Gruts from assorted search engines recently:

  • blind elvis
  • fat ladies tits
  • pictures of nurses in full uniform
  • how to keep house from smelling like a cat
  • my finger turned white and no feeling
  • electrical mains meter bypass
  • chief export of bolivia
  • seducing doctors
  • rhino rodney slater
  • crying anal
  • what is a dirty name for a fish?
  • onge andaman island smell
  • the mystery of margot fonteyn
  • what happens when there is no water in the woods
  • why does my fish stick its mouth out of water
  • fingers under arse
  • nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  • turn your foot anti clockwise and say carrot
  • women in jodphurs
  • the phrase as dead as a door mouse
  • cock taglines
  • lesbians

To all of my new visitors, I trust you didn't find what you were looking for. The really disturbing thought, however, is that maybe you did.

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.


  1. Rhino Rodney Slater...a true star of saxaphone & clarinet!

  2. If you want to see him in all his rhinocratic glory, look at the front cover of the Bonzo's CD 'THE DOUGHNUT IN GRANNY'S GREENHOUSE'

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