Have you ever been to Sea World? It's amazing. They have this killer whale named Shamu, and he does all these amazing tricks. He jumps out of the water, and he splashes everyone, and they're all delighted because they've been drenched by Shamu. It's fantastic!
I've seen whales in the Bay of Biscay too. They're totally crap. They don't do anything, they're miles away, and you can't see a bloody thing.