'Sea kittens', I shit you not You couldn't make this up. Those awfully level-headed chaps at Peta are trying convince us to think of fish as 'sea kittens' to put us off eating them. They're not from round these parts, are they, boys and girls? Sea kittens and chips… Mmmmmmmm! By Richard Carter A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation. View all of Richard Carter's posts.