You couldn't make this up. Those awfully level-headed chaps at Peta are trying convince us to think of fish as 'sea kittens' to put us off eating them.
They're not from round these parts, are they, boys and girls?
Sea kittens and chips… Mmmmmmmm!
'Sea kittens', I shit you not
Must admit I just love the taste of sea biscuits!
Ever tried catfish? Cat-fish, geddit?
Catfish po boys....oh yes!
We now watch as Richard attempts to re-brand cats as "land fish" in the hope that people will go after them with hooks and great big nets.
Land fish! Exactly!
(Although, as an evangelical evolutionist, I should point out that we are all effectively land fish.)