I bought my lunch from Pret a Manger today. They're expensive, but their butties are rather good. Or so I thought.
I hadn't tried their all-day breakfast sandwich before, but I like breakfasts, and I like sandwiches, so I thought I'd give it a go.
Have a guess what Pret a Manger put inside their all-day breakfast sandwich. Go on, have a guess.
Well, yes, obviously they put bacon in their all-day breakfast sandwich. And egg. And sausage. And tomato. Yes, but try to guess what else they put in their all-day breakfast sandwich. Something you wouldn't necessarily expect.
Cress.
I shit you not. Cress. For breakfast.
See also:
NEWS FLASH....WOUNDED JOHN SCOT CREE HAS POSTED HIS VERSION OF RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER (& MANY OTHERS) ON YOUTUBE
Oh, for heaven's sake....just spit it out. Why do we always have to get into this argument of spit or swallow?
I'd like to wish Richard and all his readers the very merriest of Christmasses, however you celebrate it.