We have the technology

Just because I now can…

A big hello from your roving reporter at Pret a Manger in Liverpool. (Free wi-fi!)

Apparently, the crisps I just ate were made from 100% natural ingredients. Sounds great, but isn't uranium 100% natural? I hope they've been tested on cats.


4 thoughts on “We have the technology

  1. Probably not. But they didn't do Gary Linneker any harm.

    Why did they call Peter Bonnetti 'the cat'?

    Because he used to bury his own shit!

  2. Natural - what a great advertising word that is.

    I do wonder how many people would be outraged to discover that a handfull of 100% natural foxglove leaves in their salad would contain enough digitalis to kill a bull elephant. Or a skip-full of cats, I guess.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *