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A big hello from your roving reporter at Pret a Manger in Liverpool. (Free wi-fi!)

Apparently, the crisps I just ate were made from 100% natural ingredients. Sounds great, but isn't uranium 100% natural? I hope they've been tested on cats.

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

4 comments

  1. Probably not. But they didn't do Gary Linneker any harm.

    Why did they call Peter Bonnetti 'the cat'?

    Because he used to bury his own shit!

  2. Natural - what a great advertising word that is.

    I do wonder how many people would be outraged to discover that a handfull of 100% natural foxglove leaves in their salad would contain enough digitalis to kill a bull elephant. Or a skip-full of cats, I guess.

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